our queen is calling us!

Ahhh yes...
It appears Grandpa Seth and the little slave Joshua have proved rather resilient yes?
They are now traveling the lands..warning other disgusting hunks of meat that we're after their green goo. I can't do it all people...I need help with this...
I mean...Grandpa Seth is pretty powerful.
He single handedly wipes out legions of us with a single stroke. I tell you what, I'm about tired of it. I want this old man dead and consumed. And Joshua needs to suffer horribly. I mean are we trolls...or are we Goblins?
I think thats the question we need to ask ourself.
I travel north now....to the cold black gate...where I'll then lay my hand upon the sacred stone and summon Grandpa Seths ass back from hell. They say only the words from Joshua can do it.
hmmm..we'll see about that.
I guess I'll have to pay him a visit too. Oh It can't get much worse! The little bastard pisses on everything! Nobody can control him...he just runs around the house pissing on all the food. His family doesn't seem to mind though. Oh wait...he doesn't really have a family anymore. Um..his sister went off with Elliot to prison...they were accused of murdering all of Elliots boys. His dad got ran over by a tanker on the interstate on the way to the dentist. And his mom..well we ate her. So he's pretty much screwed anyway.
If you don't hear from me...Have some milk delivered to my mother and send my regards.
---Stallone

Here's a question...how come when some people eat the food they turn into a gooey green mess while others grow into trees. I'm sure their really isn't an explanation but I'd like to hear any ideas.

I missed it last time around. Any news?

Does anyone remember the scene where Joshua is sent to his room after the pissing scene and on the wall of this bedroom are some creepy drawings of a Leprechaun-ish looking guy? Where those created just for the film... or were they taken from something else? They are really cool and I want to find an image of them.

I remember this movie coming on HBO frequently one year when I was younger. It has been a bit of a joke between friends. I Moved to Morgan over a year ago and only recently found out I was really living in nilbog...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzN4pHy19y0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzN4pHy19y0

Dr. Hardy:

While reading the news this morning, I happened upon this.....

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=114783

Does any one know if there isa troll 2 dvd that contains special features